His second move had been to lobby the EU to make “Bordeaux Bashing illegal” under the Human Rights Act and then make a promotional video on sexual confusion narrated by Kevin Spacey. His boss’s first idea had been to sell the 2016 vintage using Bitcoin, which backfired when an overnight plunge rendered it worth about a dollar per bottle, still approximately 100 cents more than most are willing to pay for Sauternes. ![]() It is the Cayman Island-based billionaire owner, yet to deign the property with his sun-tanned presence. He grabs a copy of the Oxford Encyclopedia of Wine, rips off the cellophane and looks under “F” just as the telephone rings. Isn’t it some viral disease that only affects Burgundy? His stomach lurches. Should he wind it down? Whatever words come out of her mouth are going to ruin his day. His secretary, mascara streaming down her cheeks, bangs on the driver window. Staff are screaming and running around in panic. ![]() ![]() My achy breaky heart.” The château manager turns down Billy Ray Cyrus as his BMW swings into the château courtyard and his eyes set upon a scene straight out of the apocalyptic climax of Sharknado 3.
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